Nose Job.

I’m checking headlines today and CNN”s headline reads – “Man Bites nose off at drive through” – which gives me this strange picture of a man grabbing his bag of greasy goodness with his hand and the cashiers nose with his teeth all at the same time; this is not what happened. 

however a grown man in South Carolina did bite another man’s nose off … was it  in a cage fight ? or some druken brawl ? , no, it was at  the Burger King drive thru after a fender bender – this is why if you work at fast food it is so important, to keep those people moving.

~ by matthewv on July 11, 2008.